Tuesday, May 15, 2007

DIMETRODON!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!

THE DIMETRODON IS THE COOLEST PALEOZOIC ANIMAL EVER!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!! DINOSAUR JOE MAY CLAIM THAT ITS A DINOSAUR BUT HES STUPIDER THAN THE EXPERTS!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!! ITS ACTUALLY A MAMMAL LIKE REPTILE THAT LIVED IN THE PALEOZIC TIMES1!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!! DINOSAUR JOE IS ALSO WRONG ABOUT THE SAIL DOES!!!!!!111!!!!!! THE SAIL WHICH DINOSAUR JOE CALLS A FIN IS NOT FOR ASSEXUAL REPRODUCTION BUT SO THE DIMETRODON CAN FLY!!!!!!!!!1!!! THE SAIL IS SO POWERFUL THAT THE DIMETRODON CALL FLY WITH ONLY ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!! THE CLIFFS OF PALEOZOIC LAND ARE FILLED WITH DIMETRODONS FLYING AND FEASTING ON GIANT DRAGON FLYS!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!! I LOVE THE DIMETRODON AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE DIMETRODON.

10 comments:

Eli McCormick said...

Paleozoic Joe, I think you're being a bit harsh on ol' D-Joe. Granted he said the Dimetrodon was a dinosaur, and that was wrong, but that's no reason to say he's dumber than the experts. The expert's stupidity boggles the mind. They are incredibly dumb. Dinosaur Joe made a simple mistake. I'm sure you've made mistakes before, so there's no need to be so hard on D-Joe for a simple taxonomic error.

Vincent said...

Is there no possibility that what you both say is true? That the Dimetrodon survived into the Paleozoic era? That the sail/fin (I'd rather not get into an argument about semantics) is used both in reproduction and flying?

Over the last few months, Dinosaur Joe has set me straight on numerous misconceptions I had about the world in the time of the dinosaurs. Your contrarian tone does not aide you in converting me to the gibberish you spout.

And, now, if Dinosaur Joe's stupider than the experts, what does that make you? Where do you fall in this false spectrum?

Vincent said...

Besides, you two can agree on the fact the same kid loves the Dimetrodon. Surely, your differences are not insurmountable.

Dinosaur Joe said...

ITS NOT A MISTAKE ELI MCCORMICK ITS TEH TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!! THERE IS NO COMPROMISING VINCENT THIS IS WAR!!!!!1111111!!!!!! STOP BEING A FENCE SITTER AND PICK A SIDE!!!!!111111!!!!!!!

Paleozoic Joe said...

DINOSAUR JOE IS RIGHT FOR ONCE!!!!!!!!!111111111!! THERE IS NO COMPROMISING CHOOSE A SIDE!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!

Vincent said...

Well, sorry, Paleozoic Joe. But the fact of the matter is that I don't know enough about you or your credentials to determine whether there is any veracity to what you say. Dinosaur Joe has well established--or at least said over and over--what makes him qualified. Frankly, you seem like you're trying to edge in on Dinosaur Joe's territory. I will always follow him (or her) who speaks the truth. The onus is on you to prove that your "side" is the one worth supporting.

Thirdmango said...

I must say, your children choosing is amazing, good work, though your articles could use some work.

Eli McCormick said...

P-Joe(can I call you that?, whats up dude, Dinosaur Joe is clearly winning this rivalry. you need to step it up. Now!

Paleozoic Joe said...

IM RIGHT BECAUSE PALEOZOIC ANIMALS ARE COOLER THAN DINOSAURS!1111!!!!!!!!111111111! AND I DONT SEE HOW MY ARTICLES COULD USE SOME MORE WORK BECAUSE DINOSAUR JOES ARTICLES SUCK!!!!!!11111!

M123 said...

I love Dimetrodon and it loves me? Err ok although if Dimetrodon ever met you, it would probably have a go at eating you, still if thats what you believe