Thursday, June 21, 2007

TRILOBITE!!!!!!1111111!!!!!

THE TRILOBITE IS THE COOLEST PALEOZOIC ANIMAL EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!!!! IT IS AN EXPLOSIVE EXPERT!!!!111!!! BUT ITS A BETTER THAN THE ANKLYOSAURUS BECAUSE INSTEAD OF USING EXPLOSIVES IT MADE IS USES ITSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!! WHEN ENOUGH TRILOBITES TEAM UP TO SELF DESTRUCT THEY CAN CREATE AN EXPLOSION MORE POWERFUL THAN AN ATOMIC BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THE TRILOBITE AND IT LOVES ME!!!!!!!!111!! THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE TRILOBITE!!!!!!!!!!11111!!

4 comments:

Vincent said...

If the trilobite requires exploding itself to make its explosions, regardless of the power of the blast, isn't this counterproductive to its aims? What does the trilobite have to gain from dying in its effort to blow things up? Self-sacrifice of this magnitude seems like it should only be employed when there is something truly beneficial. It also doesn't seem like nearly as practical a skill as what the Anklyosaur has, as the Anklyosaur can use its skill repeatedly, whereas the Trilobite gets to pull this out once in its life--and that's the end of it. Also, the ability for such powerful explosions spontaneously seems like the sort of thing that could pose genuine risks to a society. While, admittedly, it is a bit cool or awesome or whatever, I don't think you've effectively proven its superiority to the Anklyosaur. Sorry.

...That kid looks familiar.

Paleozoic Joe said...

STOP SIDING WITH DINOSAUR JOE VINCENT!!!!!!1111!!! I THOUGHT YOU ASK QUESTIONS NOT GIVE CRITICISM!!!!!!!!11111111!!!! ITS SUPERIOR EXPLOSIVES BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH THEY CANT BE USED AS MUCH THERES SO MANY OF THEM1!!11111!!!!!!

Vincent said...

While I have earned a reputation of being a questioner, that does not require me to refrain from all analytically working through things on my own. Even Dinosaur Joe is not infallible and occasionally needs to be challenged.

Meanwhile, for what aims do the trilobites find it necessary to destroy themselves en masse as such? What sort of belief inspires such self-sacrifice?

Thirdmango said...

Your kid choosing skills are impecable, however, your articles still have something lacking to them. It's as if you aren't even trying to make your area of expertice interesting in the slightest. Do it better next time. Though again, you have chosen a kid that truely loves the Trilobite.